As everybody already knows, there's going to be a date auction for the upcoming dance! But I have an unfortunate announcement to make.

I won't be one of the auctioned dates.

Shh, shh, shh! It's okay! It's okay! Shhhh. Dry your collective eyes, Hogwarts! In a way, I'm being incredibly altruistic. This way, others who are being auctioned will ( Read more... )